By Order of Her Majesty · Published for the Discerning Ton
Vol. XL · No. 1 · The Weekend of October 16–18 · Tempe & Phoenix, Arizona
Dearest Gentle Reader, it has come to this author's attention that a grand jubilee of truly momentous magnitude approaches. Three days of revelry, feasting and sovereign spectacle shall be staged in honour of the Diamond of the Season, and the whole of the ton is positively aflutter.
The weekend's dates and hours are open for the ton to consult. Those inscribed upon Her Ladyship's private roll may verify their telephone number to unseal the full Grand Itinerary and record a reply in the official ledger.

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