Lest unseemly confusion perturb the proceedings, Lady Whistledown answers the questions circulating in the boudoirs and drawing rooms.
By strict decree of the Hostess and the High Court, this entire weekend is an Adults-Only soiree. No children shall be admitted to any function, that all esteemed guests may indulge freely in libations and late-night festivities.
While the Grand Itinerary unseals upon telephone verification, the confidential street coordinates of the AirBnB Estate Manor and Her Majesty's Imperial Diamond Ball hall are unlocked solely upon verified RSVP approval. Full dispatch packets will arrive via electronic dispatch.
Friday evening demands absolute comfort and bold, glorious colors in a vibrant Muumuu for lords and ladies alike. Saturday evening, however, warrants uncompromising Black Tie and Bridgerton-grade royal splendour: sovereign ballgowns, tiaras, tailored tuxedos, and opulent gems.
There is no charge whatsoever for honoured guests of the Court. Libations, feasts, game night wagers, and manor rooms are graciously provided by the Birthday Host. Your joyful presence is the greatest treasure.